how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
- demon: i possessed you
- me: get the fuck out
- demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
- me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
how come in like every single book ever the weird awkward girl gets the hot popular guy like this is not how real life works